Sods Law.

Just when we thought it was ok to start singing "We're having a party when Glazer dies, we're having a party when glazer dies……"

We then find out we have to put the champagne back on ice, calm down, because the twat has survived his stroke.

To think that your hopes were as raised as ours as the news was being released from the USA, to let the world know that he is ............. still alive.....maybe next time then.

It turns out that Glazer has been released from hospital after suffering his stroke on Easter Sunday. The git who is 78-years-old, who controversially took control of Manchester United - our club in a £790million buyout last summer, was admitted to the Cleveland Clinic in Florida on April 16 after suffering the attack.

He has now been allowed to leave hospital, although his gimp son Joel said in a statement, that Glazer is still suffering from impaired speech and a lack of mobility in his right arm and leg. Gimpy Joel went onto say that his father had received outstanding care from the Cleveland Clinic and the Glazer family are not expecting their father to meet Satan anytime soon.

As the pressure mounts on Glazer to repay the ever increasing debt he burdened our club with, with the addition of the “Love United Hate Glazer” campaign spreading around the Globe, only time will tell if he can survive.

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