Slurry with the ginge on top

In June last year Bob Miller was joyriding in his helicopter around Palm Beach, Florida showing his friend and County Commissioner, Jeff Koons, the aerial view of where he lived just north of South Ocean Blvd.

Nothing unusual about that but sometime later the local police were on the phone to his office. It seems his neighbour, one Malcolm Glazer of 1482 South Ocean Blvd, had taken a note of his fuselage number and reported a sniper on board.

"We weren't doing anything wrong, I swear" , said Bob, "I was just showing Jeff my house and my son's down the street. I didn't even know Malcolm lived there."

"When I got to my office, the police were on the phone asking about a sniper on board. I was flying with the doors off that day but I can attest no-one wanted to do Malcolm in."

Newspapers at the time reported that the Glazers were probably being a little paranoid.

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